What to do with my free time? Waste it, of course...

 

amandabel1man:

can’t log in to my hotmail because they keep telling me they’ll send a verification-code to my inbox

need to be able to log into my hotmail in order to get the code

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After reading so much harmoniashipping and dissonanceshipping I’m really glad that English is not my mother tongue

Because that means the word Daddy is nowhere near my daily life

Creepy Short Story: Please Come Home

beamanjinxflinger:

killemjaneym:

sixpenceee:

I used to write a lot but with college and all I don’t have the time anymore.

But I took some time out and wrote this. I hope you guys like it.

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holy hell that plot twist. this story fucked me up. I never knew you were such a talented writer sixpenceee

This had my heart beating from start to finish

mrrobotico:

fuck-social-justice-blogs:

pervocracy:

snailchimera:

geekgirlsmash:

xekstrin:

comfemgem:

verycooltrash:

huffingtonpost:

Don’t know if we can look at Coke every the same way again. Be prepared to cringe when you watch the full video  here. 

sugar caramelizes when heated, more shocking news to follow

It’s like that guy setting coffee creamer on fire and being like “people drink this stuff!” and it’s like yeah, a dry powder suspended in air is flammable, shock horror.

   

Never show these guys how candy is made, they’ll shit themselves.

*quietly facepalms forever*

I hate when people try to prove foods are unhealthy using properties utterly unrelated to their value as foods.  You can make anything sound gross if you want to.

Did you know that salt is the same chemical we use to defrost sidewalks?!?!

Did you know that water is a major component in pig urine?!?!

Did you know that bread is made of wheat that has been ground into a powder and artificially reconstituted into a loaf shape using a fungus?!?!

Did u know that oxygen is what Hitler used to breathe?????

Bless all this

and it’s STILL raining

the whole fucking night

I woke up so many damn times because of the thunder, like it was so strong the house nearly shook

even the thing that scratches the ceiling became active during the night

swarbie replied to your post“swarbie replied to your post:*Insert passive aggressive comment about…”

You’re terrible :P
thank u
I work hard on it

Fontaine: If you're stupid say "what".

Fontaine: Would you kindly say "what"

Jack: What

Fontaine: OH MAN

Fontaine: OH SWEET FUCKING CHRIST

Fontaine: I GOT YOU SO GOOD KID THAT WAS AWESOME

Fontaine: OH SWEET SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.

Fontaine: JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.

lady-tyrell:

enjolux:

theplaceinsidetheblizzard:

elgin-marbles:

coleytangerina:

Some graffiti found in Pompeii’s ruins: 
Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
Restituta, take off your tunic, please, and show us your hairy privates.
I screwed the barmaid.
Apollinaris, the doctor of the emperor Titus, defecated well here.
I screwed a lot of girls here.
Sollemnes, you screw well!
Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog.
Nice to see nothing has changed.


There is a website with all of the graffiti

I love this.




I am laughing so hard


someone basically wrote “secundus is gay” on the wall humankind has not changed at all

lady-tyrell:

enjolux:

theplaceinsidetheblizzard:

elgin-marbles:

coleytangerina:

Some graffiti found in Pompeii’s ruins: 

  • Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
  • Restituta, take off your tunic, please, and show us your hairy privates.
  • I screwed the barmaid.
  • Apollinaris, the doctor of the emperor Titus, defecated well here.
  • I screwed a lot of girls here.
  • Sollemnes, you screw well!
  • Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog.

Nice to see nothing has changed.

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There is a website with all of the graffiti

I love this.

I am laughing so hard

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someone basically wrote “secundus is gay” on the wall humankind has not changed at all

(Source: creepyabandonedplaces)

Anonymous asked
omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

yuridojo:

geardrops:

ultracheese:

whostuck-beevee:

There are a bunch of human shaped gates in the middle of Times Square….and people are trying to fit themselves in them…..holy shit…..

The Enigma of Times Square Fault.

drr…drr..drr….

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