Photo 16 Feb 21,233 notes aishaneko: zombiekunoichi: Barbie, why in the fuck do you have a wine bottle on top of the oven. That’s a safety hazard, you stupid bitch.  Jesus christ Barbie, you left the fridge open — I mean seriously, you’re letting all that cold air out and all your food is going to spoil. What the hell is wrong with you barbie, you food wasting bitch. What. the actual. hell. The hell? Barbie you’re polluting the environment! You know what all these cleaning products do to the flowers and the ponies!

aishaneko:

zombiekunoichi:

Barbie, why in the fuck do you have a wine bottle on top of the oven. That’s a safety hazard, you stupid bitch. 

Jesus christ Barbie, you left the fridge open — I mean seriously, you’re letting all that cold air out and all your food is going to spoil. What the hell is wrong with you barbie, you food wasting bitch. What. the actual. hell.

The hell? Barbie you’re polluting the environment! You know what all these cleaning products do to the flowers and the ponies!

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